The View From the Balcony - an Open Letter

Dear Residents of the brown building on Spadina.

I noticed that there have recently been some changes to your balcony.
Some new plants, hanging from what look like lovely macrame plant holders. A fresh coat of regulation brown paint...
I also noticed that you wrote the words 'BONER MANSION' on the front of your balcony with what appears to be duct tape.

Kudos, friend!

I imagine that it took a bit of skill to tape that on, upside down, that high up.

To what does this refer?
I can't imagine that I, on my lowly balcony, reading my book, drinking tea and leisurely scratching myself, could have anything to do with the ample boners that caused this explosion of creativity.

Is this a statement about government-subsidized housing? Are you a male escort, whose attributes are financing your lodgings?
Whatever the inspiration for this artistic display, keep up the fine work. At this moment, I think it's hilarious.
You'll hear from me if I change my mind and decide that it's an eyesore.

Love,

Liz