My Evil Twin

Is going to eat up all of your cereal.
It's incredibly hot.
My rats are alternately laying on the floor of their cage,spreadeagled in a way that makes me want to check to see if they're still alive, or sniffing desperately at the paltry breeze coming from the fan.
The neighborhood just exploded in sirens. I'm going to go outside to get some relief and some groceries, and to see what's happening.
Because one can only make the very best shopping choices at 1 am.